16 Types of Sex You Will Have in Your Lifetime
Sex is one of the most natural parts of life and throughout the course of your 20’s,30’s,40’s and onwards you will encounter all types of sexual experiences. Some of these will be good, some bad and some ugly but it’s all part of life.
1. First Time Sex
It’s fundamental rite of passage for most people around the age of 18. It’s an experience that you will ALWAYS remember and will carry through the rest of your life.
2. Drunk Sex
Again this really is a rite of passage and very much a reality for all us Irish folk out for a few scoops on a Saturday night.
3. College Sex
Monday Madness, Tuesday Fun or Wicked Wednesdays… The last €3 shot of tequila is definitely the reason why you don’t know the person you woke up beside and then you had to do the dreaded “Walk of Shame” because you had no money for a taxi.
4. One Night Stand
We don’t need to go into details here….
5. Outdoor Sex
Pubic park, laneway near a nightclub, lake or a car park, even if you don’t want to admit it you have probably done it.
6. Rebound Sex
Yes you had rebound sex and yes you loved it!
7. Make Up Sex
Yes you had make sex and you you loved it (the fight was definitely worth it)
8. Very Very Bad Sex
There is really nothing worse is there? Your partner has no idea what there doing and you are just praying that the ordeal ends soon.
9. Kinky Sex
“Mr Grey will see you now” OH YES, which way to the red room.
10. Sex on the Beach
Be careful of the sand and the crabs.
11. Sex on Holidays
This can be truly romantic, making love in the beautiful heat of Spain or Portugal.
12. Relationship Sex
The best kind of sex, making love to the person you love.
13. Morning Sex
The ideal start to the day or the perfect cure for a hangover.
14. Wedding Night Sex
You may not remember it, but the first night as a married couple is a pretty special moment in a lifetime.
15. Honeymoon Sex
We really don’t have to elaborate on this.
16. Timetabled Sex
As married life gets harder and balancing children and work becomes a priority, sex takes a back seat so timetabling is very much a necessity.